When me and Lemmy played snooker

“what do you play, snooker or pool?”

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“The first time I met Lemmy was way before hashtags, he was way more cool then..” – Jimmy Hendrix

“The first time I met Lemmy I couldn’t stop looking at his mole.” – Adrian Mole (aged 20)

SOUR GRAPES

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I actually did meet Lemmy, it was back in the 80’s. What happened is between me and him. I never even told my mum, or any of my mates.

 

SMOKING AND DRINKING TOO MUCH IS NOT COOL

Sadly we can’t afford to prove this. Have a nice evening.

 

 

 

 

santa is dead

another year, same old story. santa is dead. christmas is over

SANTAISDEAD

this graph helps show what is going on from one particular perspective.

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there is nothing to suggest holly decreases simply because ivy increases. it is easy to confuse a graph like this during the festive season.

KEEP WORKING ON YOURSELF

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remember it is important to focus on clarity and avoid visual dissonance as much as possible. trying to focus on what is clearly not important will cause cerebral nausea and attempts to grasp this notion and/or challenge it are early warning signs of emotional bulimia.

 

happy christmas