Happy Meal will cost £50 if we STAY IN EUROPE

The cost of a McDonalds happy meal could soar to as much as £50 in the UK if we decide to stay in Europe according to some cunt that works with statistics.


We Bobby Baldy Bollocks from Grimsby who uses Happy Meals as part of his training program said “It’s fucking ridiculous, I’m only 9 so I can’t vote, yet it will be my Happy Meal that will be affected”

His mother was in the toilets and unavailable for comment.

Burger King will not be affected as they don’t have any shops in Europe.

caitlyn jenners vagina not found on pavement in america.

last week whilst trawling over the drivel that everyone posts on facebook, one of our vegan writers seen a gross picture of a pulled pork roll and was deeply affected by it.  now some people may well think, yum, a pulled pork roll, but not this writer, his tiny little mind thought it looked like an abomination of flesh and gore, which is also how he sometimes imagines caitlyn jenners vagina.

so, in a moment of mania, the writer fired up photoshop, made this and sent it to our editor in chief.

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we thought it was funny so we published it on our facebook page. a lot of others found it funny too, a few people told us it was in terrible taste (but still funny) , but generally there was not much of a fuss.

little did we know however, that the girl who had actually ate cait’s vagina (the pulled pork sandwich) was in a fit of fuming rage and had started sending us and our writers shocking abusive messages.

stupid womans comments

her grammar was a little difficult to disseminate, but we kind of got the idea and thought best ignore her rather than hurl abuse back at the fanny eating fucktwat.


her friend paul, who you may know from celebrity juice then got in touch. he was much more reasonable, but by this time the whole thing had taken on a life of it’s own so we photoshopped the vagina onto one of his pictures (can you spot it?)


yes we know, juvenile toilet humour of the lowest grade pork.  anyway, as a result of “someone complaining” facebook decided to unpublish the page, and because of that we’ve had to go to the hassle of republishing the whole story here.

we hope you enjoy it, especially you lisa.