Theresa May is about to change her name to Theresa Will following revelations that europeans are convinced that she may not actually do anything. “All we keep hearing is Theresa May this, and Theresa May that” said one senior diplomat who seemed really annoyed at her reluctance to commit. “It’s not good enough, there is no time for indecision anymore and if she doesn’t make up her mind soon then she can fuck off and start a band with that other twat Bryan May.”
It’s not the first time a female prime minister has had a counter productive name however, Margaret Thatcher was called all sorts of things before history settled with Margaret.
“She needs to do a Gary Glitter and just get on with it” said a cleaner for a professional baby naming company in London. “Something strong and assertive, yet humble and honest would be best, Bitchcunt Pissface would be nice, though it’s a bit difficult to spell” she added whilst scrubbing skids of the side of the toilet bowl for £7 per hour.
Theresa May not be available for comment said No 10.
Well what do you know, Donald Trump is going to get the republican nomination and there is nothing anyone can do about it. Ha de ha. What should you do?
PLAY THE STUPID GAME HERE
If you love Donald good for you.
here is the story
jan 2015 and kickstarter was recommending the zano drone.
jan 2016 and everyone lost their money.
the funny thing about internet trolling is that it is funny. in a recent poll, 9 out of 10 cats said they loved trolling. or maybe that was prowling. there are however people who have gone to jail for trolling the wrong person.
who is the wrong person?
a very good question. jason ‘jay’ jage (below) got totally screwed over when he trolled colorado-based timothy bussey’s google maps profile. all he did was troll the fuck out of him.
$50,000 he had to pay, plus expenses. so ask yourself, what is the point? who is the guy in black and white, and why aren’t you doing something useful with your life instead.
remember. no trolling.
britney had her fair share too you know.
in fact britney has more trolls than there are chinese people in china. think about that for a moment.
undercover muslim robots are now everywhere. they have taken over like in that movie invasion of the body snatchers. have a good look at your friends and family. if their eyes are glowing red and you can hear mechanical sounds as they move you need to kill them or get away fast. getting away fast is probably the safest option incase you’re just schizophrenic and they’re not robots at all.
this is ridiculous
it’s a good idea for a game though. rovio refused to comment, and we couldn’t think of anyone else to ask. “angry muslims” anyone?
so it turns out lemmy did a milk advert before he died. well as most vegans know, jesus was a vegan, and whispers are rife that he may have killed lemmy because of his decision to do the advert.
we’ve received a few emails about it.
“if lemmy hadn’t done that milk advert maybe jesus would have saved the useless cunt?” – bob@****.com
“its funny, ha ha” – rik@****.com
it wouldn’t be the first time jesus has stepped in to fight the vegan cause. naturally being a modest dude he doesn’t like to brag about it.
you loved the cats. we got more emails about the upside down cats than anything else. either you guys love upside down cats, you love cats, or you love upside down things.
here are some upside down chairs.
pretty standard school type
similar to previous. better photo though.
the upside down pink chair is without doubt the best upside down chair.
for those of you in the know, but not interested in the FBI’s $50 reward, 666casino.com are taking bitcoin bets on who the new jihadi dude is. We asked top tipsters from all across the interweb and they reckon number 5 is a good eachway choice.
gambling can be addictive. if you’re that way inclined you should probably just do something else.
no cats were harmed in our post production of these cat images