that sinking feeling

sinking

if you ever feel like you are sinking here is a checklist:

  1. are you in the sea?
  2. are you in a swamp?
  3. are you in quicksand?
  4. have you taken ketamine?

if none of the above apply then what you are actually experiencing is just a “sinking feeling”.

you are not actually sinking.

sit up straight, or stand up and show off your height. even if you are small. imagine you are in a field of long grass and you have a really long neck.

better?

try these anti-sink foods to help avoid that sinking feeling.

  1. water
  2. potatoes
  3. chocolate
  4. pizza
  5. falafel humous wrap
  6. cheesecake

not sinking

“to try is to give up, to give up is to float” – mr ness

“if the head wants cake, cut off the head” – mr cake