“omg did you see it?”, “have you seen it?”, “you have to see it”… rarely do words ever mean anything much. this is clearly the case here. does she even know the man? has he bought a drink or just sat down , grabbed her paper and said in a stupid irish accent “sure would you look at that”?
not all irish people are tramps.
thought for the day – “it’s ok”
task for tomorrow – “deal with it tomorrow”
oh god. i never thought i would feel like this again. i still remember the morning i heard diana was dead like yesterday. she never released any records., and as far as i’m aware, she didn’t get totally wasted or do drugs or anything, but she died, and the media went mental, and we had to watch her holding aids babies and shit for ages.
but that was just the media
anyway, fast forward almost 20 loops around the sun. a couple of rock/pop stars die and sud
when jesus was on the cross some mormon dude asked him “if you could bring a future rock star back to life the way you did with those other dudes, who would it be?”
he never answered the question, and died shortly after.
it was worse than when princess diana died.
we have the bible and look were that got us. your little idols are dead, and you will be too one day, and not even jesus can get you out of that one.
“i love you all” – princess diana
“”i thought i cried, but i’d actually just wet myself” – secret shopper
“i’m pregnant” – princess diana
“there aren’t really any mines here are there?” – princess diana
“bring back….” – jesus (allegedly)
if you ever feel like you are sinking here is a checklist:
if none of the above apply then what you are actually experiencing is just a “sinking feeling”.
you are not actually sinking.
sit up straight, or stand up and show off your height. even if you are small. imagine you are in a field of long grass and you have a really long neck
better?
try these anti-sink foods to help avoid that sinking feeling.
“to try is to give up, to give up is to float” – mr ness
“if the head wants cake, cut off the head” – mr cake
dear god
please give me money
cure all my friends and familys ills
stop all the wars and shit
make all the bad people good
make all the ugly people beautiful
upgrade my car for fuck sake
make me hotter than everyone else
cheers
amen
the funny thing about internet trolling is that it is funny. in a recent poll, 9 out of 10 cats said they loved trolling. or maybe that was prowling. there are however people who have gone to jail for trolling the wrong person.
who is the wrong person?
a very good question. jason ‘jay’ jage (below) got totally screwed over when he trolled colorado-based timothy bussey’s google maps profile. all he did was troll the fuck out of him.
$50,000 he had to pay, plus expenses. so ask yourself, what is the point? who is the guy in black and white, and why aren’t you doing something useful with your life instead.
remember. no trolling.
britney had her fair share too you know.
in fact britney has more trolls than there are chinese people in china. think about that for a moment.
they’re here
undercover muslim robots are now everywhere. they have taken over like in that movie invasion of the body snatchers. have a good look at your friends and family. if their eyes are glowing red and you can hear mechanical sounds as they move you need to kill them or get away fast. getting away fast is probably the safest option incase you’re just schizophrenic and they’re not robots at all.
this is ridiculous
it’s a good idea for a game though. rovio refused to comment, and we couldn’t think of anyone else to ask. “angry muslims” anyone?
so it turns out lemmy did a milk advert before he died. well as most vegans know, jesus was a vegan, and whispers are rife that he may have killed lemmy because of his decision to do the advert.
we’ve received a few emails about it.
“if lemmy hadn’t done that milk advert maybe jesus would have saved the useless cunt?” – bob@****.com
“its funny, ha ha” – rik@****.com
it wouldn’t be the first time jesus has stepped in to fight the vegan cause. naturally being a modest dude he doesn’t like to brag about it.
bill is free. its good to see these days that white men can get busted for stuff they did do, and black men can get off with stuff they didn’t do. if he had been transgender would the jury have been so easy on him. maybe we will never know.
anyway, congratulations to bill and his team of lawyers. someone did something right. somewhere. once. maybe.
roll up, roll up, the worlds greatest vegan awards are now taking nominations for the “worlds greatest vegan” award organiser louise west says with i smirk, “i mean we all know its really ‘the worlds greatest person award’, obviously if you’re not a vegan you’re never gonna be the greatest. right?”
is she is mental, or is she chicken oriental?
well that’s what she thinks. let us know if you are going to enter.
update
a lot of people have complained we did not give out the link of the competition. it’s invite only apparently.
many people don’t know quite what a suicide vest is. lose it clothing have just brought out a new range to help people learn. terrible murial.
if you think the baby one is a little distasteful(no sense of humour) they are also selling one for women. as far as we are aware, no suicide vests are available for men. someone needs to let the LGBT community know about this.
