a recent survey of people showed that pretty much nobody gives a shit anymore.
- price of bread? – “don’t give a fuck”
- president of london? – “are you deaf?”
- spoke to your mum? – “fuck off”
these are just a few answers. obviously none of them even happened because in reality nobody answered any questions at all. “nobody can even be arsed answering questions anymore” said one guy involved, who then later claimed he never even asked anyone any questions in the first place.
“it’s a total non-event” added his mum, who died 7 years ago waiting for her breakfast in bed.
nobody else was available for comment, probably because nobody cares anymore.