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GBK back down to veggies

gourmet burger king did a ratner. their latest publicity campaign backfired in their stupid fat faces when uk vegetarians and vegans kicked off about their ad campaign.

John, an activist from brighton said, “we’ve also started bombarding their booking sites and are trying to actively engage other animal rights activists to do the same.” . We just make up any email, though it might be best to use a valid one. The telephone number we used was a local meat supplier.

click here to book a table at GBK

lawyers for v.a.g.i.n.a. (vegetarians against gormless industrial narcissistic assholes) have told us it is ok to make false bookings that you do not turn up to, so long as you keep doing it under lots of different names.

d.o.s. (denial of service) attacks don’t affect places like this. false bookings are the real work equivalent.

good luck.

chocolate maker to use bowie in twisted egg campaign

music fans have been horrified by leaked images showing david bowie in a new cadbury cream egg campaign.

“i know for a fact david hated cream eggs” said one fan outside brighton train station today. “it must be a joke” said another, who didn’t have time to stop and expand upon his comment.

it wouldn’t be the first time the egg maker has courted controversy. only last year consumers were mortified when th

ey decided to change the recipe. it’s a different type of controversy, but it does show just how far they are prepared to go to push sales.

photoshop guru tina fleabag said “look at the size of the head, it’s ridiculous, there’s no way he posed for this.”

do you work for cadbury? have you used photoshop?

let us know.

how to stop being a hater

“i like it” – jim

kim jong trump

it’s true what they say about korean women. they adore anyone who gets photoshopped onto kim jong-uns face. donald trump, a total nut job who wants to be the next president of a place called the u.s.a got photoshopped onto this picture earlier.

look at how much they adore him. the girl to his left does seem to be looking at something behind his head, but other than that they’re well happy.

so, how does trump up that in the real world. the world outside photoshop and after effects. well, here it is.

are you serious?

yes.

ballymena – a cheap holiday in other peoples misery

ballymena is described by some observers as being at the heart of northern ireland’s bible Belt. there are loads and loads more prods than anyone else. in the early 90s the d.u.p dominated town council banned a performance by e.l.o claiming they would attract “the four ds drink, drugs, devil and debauchery”

although the council banned Brokeback Mountain because it had gay stuff in it, a local shop owner who wanted to remain anonymous told us ” i like the toilets, they’re a very special place for me“

if you would like to visit ballymena or learn more about ballymena google it. if you just want a holiday in the sun it’s probably best you go somewhere else.

good luck.

ban stupid petitions

this is not irony for the sake of irony. you know the drill.

“All too often my news feed gets stupid petitions thrown up, the latest asking god to send back David Bowie. Some people may think this is light hearted, but in reality, not only are they are a waste of everyone’s time, they belittle the desperate causes that really do need attention and support as well as the the platforms upon which they reside. Can you please stop stupid petitions being permitted? ” – Tina Fleabag

– click here to help stop stupid petitions –

“there is mass procrastination going on in the west, and it could have some serious heavy consequences.” – duplex5000(rapper)

is the 69 club the new 27 club?

so the word is out. if you’ve missed the 27 club but you still wanna go out in style the number they’re all talking about now is 69. dave and now alan being it’s latest members, if our researcher could be arsed we’re sure there’s a lot more.

so, shit ego’s out there older than 27, you can still be a legend.

here’s some bryan adams to cheer you all up. back in the summer of 69. (possibly one of mankind’s best years)

god bless.

heaven

when a fictional person dies many people who have invested time in that character struggle to come to terms with it. when a celebrity dies, it is very similar to the fictional character, unless of course you’ve known them personally in which case you mourn the person, not the celebrity (possibly both)

van goghs last words before he died were ‘I wish I could pass away like this…’

A few moments later his wish was fulfilled and he had found the rest he could not find on earth. He did not paint any pictures of himself dying to leave for his friends. he wasn’t that kind of man.

play it one more time. play it all night long.

dawn of the poor

so the torys today voted down a rule that would have forced landlords to make sure their properties were fit for human habitation. take that you peasant cunts.

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some bloke who shouted stuff at dave just got busted. stuart rodger hid in the bog at the hotel were dave cameron was due to talk and then burst in shouting stuff. he’d threw blue paint at nick clegg before, so he is obviously very dangerous.

if you are hungry, here is some information on uk food banks.

security is great these days

“poor people are so divided and stupid now we can do what ever we want” – tory

“i’m sick of fixing up that place for those tramps” – landlord

“so long as we keep the poor white people and the poor non-white people apart they’ll never figure out they’re the same and that we’re shafting them all” – posh dave

modern love

whilst lesbians and muslims can do pretty much whatever they want these days, ageism is still rife in the love game. modern love does not get me to the church on time. seriously, what is wrong with rupert and jerry getting it on? here they are a few years ago, we think they look quite cute together.

“modern love walks beside me” – david bowie

“modern love walks on by” – david bowie